Trucked By Your Girl
When a man acts controlling it’s considered abusive. When a women acts controlling…its hilarious. The sight of watching a man wilt before your eyes will add years of happiness to your current relationship. It’s like watching COPS cause you need a daily self esteem pick me up. When a girlfriend, wife or the more feminine of a gay couple lays the foundation of Hitlers Third Reich, it’s gives me feelings that my relationship really isn’t that bad. I once put out an Amber Alert for a guy cause the trucking was so fierce with his girl that it made me almost feel bad. I guess it just makes me wonder how this man became a shell of his former self? Maybe he’s been single for so long that he’s happy with anything. Maybe secretly he enjoys the dominance. Maybe her vagina tastes like Skittles and has a magically delicious ass.
All I know is once this F350 powestroke of a chick rolled his ass, life was never the same. Controlled at every step from the moment she laid eyes on this lost soul. I’ve seen toddlers with more authority than this guy. From what I understand he was a fun guy, loved the outdoors and had a zest for life. Now he’s sacrificed and the world lost what could have been a great man. So today I raise a pint in honor of the men who sacrifice their dignity and overall self worth so that others may find true happiness. God speed you bitch!