The Silver Lining is…..

The Silver Lining is…..

April 2, 2018 All The Wrong Advice 202

As a high school student you spend most days preaching the gospel about the hugeness of one’s penis.  As an adult, the game changes and you joke about the crippling smallness of your wee little friend down below.  As a side note, why are white guys dicks always tan? Back to the goods, butt sex and why its a lot of guys silver lining.  When reality hits you as an adult that you’re simply average or below, sadness and heart wrenching self esteem issues are eminent.  For instance, the open trough urinals at classy establishments can be a frightening place to expose what your father didn’t give you.  Now you’ve got a shitty self esteem which most of the time translates to your lack of confidence with women or men.  if you’re famed rapper Lil Dicky, you embrace your dick perched on your nuts and make millions off the outward confidence.  If you’ve got a whole hog wrestling in your jeans, maybe that’s not the best either.  You see the title of this post is about butt sex, and if you present King Thunder to thy sex mate, the ass play might be a flagrant foul.  Plenty of women surveyed say a dick too large will never go in their ass.  What does this mean for average and under guys? BUTT SEX IS ALWAYS IN PLAY!!  Its the new age and throwing it in a girls pooper is about as common as beating off to PornHub; its truly the silver lining for those average and below.  Don’t ever be ashamed, just recognize and understand your playing field has expanded rules.  The guys with 3 coke cans stacked would literally have to fuck a chick with a booty hole diameter the size of a Pringle can, thats horrifying.  So let those big dick bastards play with a limited set of rules, while everyone else frolics in the land of butt stuff Saturday’s.

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