I know I can beat at least 80% of the WNBA
Does anybody actually give a shit about the WNBA? If you say yes, name the last two WNBA champions without the use of your phone. Nobody on earth knows the answer to that question outside of the players themselves. The average attendance for this fundamentally sound event is 7,700 with ticket prices slightly more than a used DVD. I’m actually not positive how this league is profitable. Two tickets for tonights Atlanta Dream vs. Chicago Sky Row C, dead center are StubHub-ing for $34 dollars a piece. Seat owners are throwing these tickets at people and nobody cares. People simply don’t care about fundamental basketball; they want superior athleticism with monster dunks and faster play, so the WNBA is clearly an inferior product to mens college and professional basketball. The WNBA is in such bad shape that players are leaving for Europe, Russia, China and any place BUT the WNBA because they pay more. Those who still play stateside will use the offseason to play overseas as an income booster, with most considering the overseas play their primary job. Women’s basketball unfortunately peaks in College, then takes a devastating nose dive after graduation.
So why do I think I can beat 80% of the WNBA? The average height of a WNBA player is 6 feet tall; I happen to be roughly 6’2″, weighing a stout, pleasantly plump 210. I would DOMINATE, without question at least a majority of the women’s professional league. I would Lebron their ass into the ground with power drive layups. I don’t need any other moves, physical domination is the new age of basketball. My challenge will stand the test of time because there isn’t a single player wanting that humiliation. When I play and beat a women’s professional player, I have a genuine feeling that the WNBA with go bankrupt. For fucks sake, ESPN goes crazy when a women dunks, why? Because its such an anomaly that it becomes the biggest highlight of the night because the rest is so god awful boring. The WNBA needs a rebranding and marketing campaign cause the product thats out blows, and not the way we like, most are lesbians.