You NEVER go ass to mouth
Is this obvious? Is this something that should only be done during the sanctity of a porn shoot? Or, has the new age girl gotten so progressive that an order of Mcpoop dick is always on the menu? As stated in a previous blog, ass play is En Vogue these days, so naturally the next progression must be a trip down the shit stained hallway you call your throat….I think.
The human sexual experience over the past decade has rapidly changed with the accessibility of streaming porn. Thanks to sites like PornHub, you get an endless stream of YouTube like sexy time videos, so what’s the problem? The problem comes from peoples expectations, they’ve changed. Now that we know what’s out there, it’s easy to say my sex life is atrociously boring. The reality is there should only be two scenarios where ass to mouth is remotely possible 1) You’re so drunk that you forgot all about the mud butt challenge and sucked without worry 2) You’re sick fucks. The reason should never be, I’ve tried everything else, this is what’s left, the final frontier.
I understand this blog falls under the section of “All the wrong advice”, but I’m not advocating ass to mouth, in fact I highly discourage it. Obviously this is a poor choice due to health concerns from sucking a shit dick lollipop. It’s also possible you could contract conjunctivitis, otherwise known as fart in your face gooey gross eye from poop particles. If those answers of pure medical fact don’t convince you, let my friends from Clerks help solidify your decision.