Author: agaston

Fantasty Vultures Round 2 Draft Analysis

Here we go, the round that should be as simple as round 1.  There are still plenty of top prospects and #1s, so the second round should be a breeze even for the novice drafter.  Again assuming a 12 team PPR league, this round will consist of picks 13 thru 24. FANTASY VULTURE DRAFT (SECOND…
Read more

July 19, 2018 8438

Fantasy Football Round 1 Draft (with vultures or reasons for heart failure)

  The 2018-19 season is almost upon us, so it’s time to list the Fantasy Vulture Top 60 coupled with the most likely candidate to screw your player over. You spend hours each week researching the best matchups, projected points and likely upsets, only to be disappointed with “if only I played…”. Fantasy football is…
Read more

July 4, 2018 6105

Excuse me? USA FIBA gets rocked by Mexico?

  .@AdemebaNacional 🇲🇽 defend their 🏠 against @usabasketball 🇺🇸! Take the win 78-70 on the third window of the #FIBAWC Americas Qualifiers! #ThisIsMyHouse 📺 📝 📱 — Basketball World Cup (@FIBAWC) June 29, 2018 In what world does a country that specializes in everything foot (kick the can, soccer, running away…
Read more

June 29, 2018 2995

You NEVER go ass to mouth

  Is this obvious? Is this something that should only be done during the sanctity of a porn shoot?  Or, has the new age girl gotten so progressive that an order of Mcpoop dick is always on the menu? As stated in a previous blog, ass play is En Vogue these days, so naturally the…
Read more

June 28, 2018 511

I know I can beat at least 80% of the WNBA

Does anybody actually give a shit about the WNBA?  If you say yes, name the last two WNBA champions without the use of your phone.  Nobody on earth knows the answer to that question outside of the players themselves.  The average attendance for this fundamentally sound event is 7,700 with ticket prices slightly more than…
Read more

May 23, 2018 630

Bradley Chubbtown VS Jeff Bezos Boner Mobile VS Austin Powers

Ladies and gentleman, the Chubb has landed.  This is one small step for the Denver Broncos, one giant leap for dick jokes, thanks Denver Post.  The Cleveland Browns made an outstanding choice with #1 overall pick.  Baker Mayfield is by far the most accurate passer coupled with the collegiate fire we wish all pro athletes…
Read more

May 1, 2018 544

Greg Bird’s lengthy battle towards greatness

  A chance to play 1st base for the New York Yankees is something that many want and few get.  Some examples of notable Yankee first basemen include Lou Gehrig, Don Mattingly, Mickey Mantle and current manager Aaron Boone.  Its almost as holy of a position as living in the Vatican and calling yourself Pope.…
Read more

April 8, 2018 1722

Tiger’s BACK!!!!

Tigers back…..4 strokes from even par after the third round, ugh.  I give the guy credit for playing with a fuzed back and a rocky uphill slope of past pussy.  With a couple top 5 finishes, the odds makers actually had this guy favored before the tournament began.  If I could bet against Tiger winning…
Read more

April 7, 2018 316

The Silver Lining is…..

As a high school student you spend most days preaching the gospel about the hugeness of one’s penis.  As an adult, the game changes and you joke about the crippling smallness of your wee little friend down below.  As a side note, why are white guys dicks always tan? Back to the goods, butt sex…
Read more

April 2, 2018 203
Jordan Clarkson

Jordan Clarkson is becoming a not so silent NBA fantasy sleeper

Hey!! You wanna shit on Lavar and Lonzo Ball’s parade?  All you gotta do is put Jordan Clarkson on the court.  This kids a scoring machine with half the playing time that Lonzo was getting.  It wasn’t surprising that the Lakers traded him to the Cavs; when you get IT you have to give up…
Read more

February 15, 2018 4533