An Introduction

Hello! My name is Magnus Sobott and I’m an aspiring Black Library author and avid Warhammer 40,000 nerd! In these blog posts you’ll find the collected sagas of my personal Space Marine Chapter: the Brotherhood of the Lost and their honorable allies, the Thirteenth Legion. To find more information on the Thirteenth Legion visit Winters…
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April 7, 2018 432

The Silver Lining is…..

As a high school student you spend most days preaching the gospel about the hugeness of one’s penis.  As an adult, the game changes and you joke about the crippling smallness of your wee little friend down below.  As a side note, why are white guys dicks always tan? Back to the goods, butt sex…
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April 2, 2018 197
Jordan Clarkson

Jordan Clarkson is becoming a not so silent NBA fantasy sleeper

Hey!! You wanna shit on Lavar and Lonzo Ball’s parade?  All you gotta do is put Jordan Clarkson on the court.  This kids a scoring machine with half the playing time that Lonzo was getting.  It wasn’t surprising that the Lakers traded him to the Cavs; when you get IT you have to give up…
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February 15, 2018 4353
John Elway is a bum

John Elway is a BUM!!

Let’s be abundantly clear, we are residents of Colorado and this is a pro Broncos site.  Now I sit here asking myself, why have the Broncos fallen from grace so quickly?  The answer is simple, John Elway. The ship MUST go down with the captain, so blame can only reside with #7. Mr. Elway is…
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February 13, 2018 6068
Ezekiel Elliott

Is Ezekiel Elliott his own worst vulture?

Let’s start this off with “Zeke” will be one of the greatest backs to walk this earth, no doubt in my mind. I don’t care how much he parties because he is rich and good looking, obviously a recipe for fun and vaginas, so own it and have a good time.  The problem is and…
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February 11, 2018 60
acts controlling

Trucked By Your Girl

When a man acts controlling it’s considered abusive.  When a women acts controlling…its hilarious.  The sight of watching a man wilt before your eyes will add years of happiness to your current relationship.  It’s like watching COPS cause you need a daily self esteem pick me up. When a girlfriend, wife or the more feminine…
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February 10, 2018 2292
The 2017 NFL regular season

NFL 2017 Fantasy Vultures

The 2017 NFL regular season has come and gone so it’s time to highlight the biggest life sucking vultures of the year.  A vulture is somebody who snatches the life right out of a fantasy owner causing sickness, grief and heroic amounts of profanity.  Let this list help show that sadness can come from anywhere, …
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February 8, 2018 248
The Spoils of War

The Spoils of War

Ending a relationship can be tough and we’ve all been there at least once (go fuck yourself high school sweethearts, the world doesn’t work like that any more).  You’re sitting there wondering what went wrong, maybe it was me, maybe it was her or him depending on how you swing. Never the less the time…
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February 8, 2018 451