All The Wrong Advice

You NEVER go ass to mouth

  Is this obvious? Is this something that should only be done during the sanctity of a porn shoot?  Or, has the new age girl gotten so progressive that an order of Mcpoop dick is always on the menu? As stated in a previous blog, ass play is En Vogue these days, so naturally the…
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June 28, 2018 511

The Silver Lining is…..

As a high school student you spend most days preaching the gospel about the hugeness of one’s penis.  As an adult, the game changes and you joke about the crippling smallness of your wee little friend down below.  As a side note, why are white guys dicks always tan? Back to the goods, butt sex…
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April 2, 2018 203
acts controlling

Trucked By Your Girl

When a man acts controlling it’s considered abusive.  When a women acts controlling…its hilarious.  The sight of watching a man wilt before your eyes will add years of happiness to your current relationship.  It’s like watching COPS cause you need a daily self esteem pick me up. When a girlfriend, wife or the more feminine…
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February 10, 2018 2304
The Spoils of War

The Spoils of War

Ending a relationship can be tough and we’ve all been there at least once (go fuck yourself high school sweethearts, the world doesn’t work like that any more).  You’re sitting there wondering what went wrong, maybe it was me, maybe it was her or him depending on how you swing. Never the less the time…
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February 8, 2018 460