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Fantasty Vultures Round 2 Draft Analysis

Here we go, the round that should be as simple as round 1.  There are still plenty of top prospects and #1s, so the second round should be a breeze even for the novice drafter.  Again assuming a 12 team PPR league, this round will consist of picks 13 thru 24. FANTASY VULTURE DRAFT (SECOND…
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July 19, 2018 8435

Fantasy Football Round 1 Draft (with vultures or reasons for heart failure)

  The 2018-19 season is almost upon us, so it’s time to list the Fantasy Vulture Top 60 coupled with the most likely candidate to screw your player over. You spend hours each week researching the best matchups, projected points and likely upsets, only to be disappointed with “if only I played…”. Fantasy football is…
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July 4, 2018 6104

Excuse me? USA FIBA gets rocked by Mexico?

  .@AdemebaNacional 🇲🇽 defend their 🏠 against @usabasketball 🇺🇸! Take the win 78-70 on the third window of the #FIBAWC Americas Qualifiers! #ThisIsMyHouse 📺 https://t.co/5VEs9rFuN7 📝 https://t.co/LgS4HMIjWU 📱 https://t.co/6BBBf67dk5 pic.twitter.com/fuqiW9yVAT — Basketball World Cup (@FIBAWC) June 29, 2018 In what world does a country that specializes in everything foot (kick the can, soccer, running away…
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June 29, 2018 2987

I know I can beat at least 80% of the WNBA

Does anybody actually give a shit about the WNBA?  If you say yes, name the last two WNBA champions without the use of your phone.  Nobody on earth knows the answer to that question outside of the players themselves.  The average attendance for this fundamentally sound event is 7,700 with ticket prices slightly more than…
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May 23, 2018 629

Bradley Chubbtown VS Jeff Bezos Boner Mobile VS Austin Powers

Ladies and gentleman, the Chubb has landed.  This is one small step for the Denver Broncos, one giant leap for dick jokes, thanks Denver Post.  The Cleveland Browns made an outstanding choice with #1 overall pick.  Baker Mayfield is by far the most accurate passer coupled with the collegiate fire we wish all pro athletes…
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May 1, 2018 544

Greg Bird’s lengthy battle towards greatness

  A chance to play 1st base for the New York Yankees is something that many want and few get.  Some examples of notable Yankee first basemen include Lou Gehrig, Don Mattingly, Mickey Mantle and current manager Aaron Boone.  Its almost as holy of a position as living in the Vatican and calling yourself Pope.…
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April 8, 2018 1720

Tiger’s BACK!!!!

Tigers back…..4 strokes from even par after the third round, ugh.  I give the guy credit for playing with a fuzed back and a rocky uphill slope of past pussy.  With a couple top 5 finishes, the odds makers actually had this guy favored before the tournament began.  If I could bet against Tiger winning…
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April 7, 2018 316
Jordan Clarkson

Jordan Clarkson is becoming a not so silent NBA fantasy sleeper

Hey!! You wanna shit on Lavar and Lonzo Ball’s parade?  All you gotta do is put Jordan Clarkson on the court.  This kids a scoring machine with half the playing time that Lonzo was getting.  It wasn’t surprising that the Lakers traded him to the Cavs; when you get IT you have to give up…
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February 15, 2018 4531
John Elway is a bum

John Elway is a BUM!!

Let’s be abundantly clear, we are residents of Colorado and this is a pro Broncos site.  Now I sit here asking myself, why have the Broncos fallen from grace so quickly?  The answer is simple, John Elway. The ship MUST go down with the captain, so blame can only reside with #7. Mr. Elway is…
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February 13, 2018 6087